Ready to roll.

Hi. Due to a very busy first few weeks of school, I haven't been around. My own friends tell me that they don't read this, and I'm leery of Google's tracker thing, so I'm not exactly sure if, well, anybody reads this.

In case there are a few trailheads out there though, everything is updated, from here to the post below.

Check them out and tell me what you think. Or tell me to stop. I can take a hint.

And the story line ends (please tell me it ended) with a few more lines about Kelly sleeping with Mark on camera. Big shock.

Look at that sexy car!

Really, the nerve of that woman to want to continue to work in such a dangerous environment after an accident that saw nothing happen! She should be in the kitchen this instant, baking forgiveness pies.

While Cherry and Mark recover from Kelly's deft attempt at second and/or third base, a sentient chess piece lurks, ready to strike.

Kelly Welly, grateful for her rescue, starts to suck on Mark's face. And I mean she sucks face. Look at that...poor Mark is like a long strand of spaghetti, waiting to be devoured between the lips of a known adulteress. Mark has no idea how to respond, either. Kissing is his Kryptonite! Cherry's mood ring material shirt tells the score though - she's so pissed that it goes from red to blue.

I thought that the animal to the left in the first panel was a dinosaur for some reason, but, it turns out that it's just a donkey. They gave Moss the slow animal in hopes that their man-generated rock slide would kill him.

Where in the hell did they get that large, dead tree from? How'd they stick it under those rocks? Mark Trail must be some kind of rugged, virginal wizard.