Saturday, September 20, 2008



How adorable! That little girl has taught her pet raccoon to steal things specifically from Mark Trail!

What the fuck kind of pet is a raccoon, anyhow? They have diseases. They go through garbage like Heathcliff goes through garbage. Not a good pet, even if you're stuck in a wetland. Clearly, the grandparents are conspiring to kill Pamela with kindness. A raccoon is just a few steps away from a smallpox infested blanket.

Edit: Upon further review, Pamela looks like a boy with a mullet. Hmmm...

4 comments:

Everett Volk said...

Actually, Pamela looks like a 3-foot tall brunette midget hockey player with a bad dye job. What's with the dark eye brows, eh?

Paul Arrand Rodgers said...

Wow, I think you may be right.

In any event, she's a prime candidate for a Psycho style movie about killer kids with gender identity issues.

Everett Volk said...

Can we also ponder the fact that in panel three Pamela's misshapen head appears to be approximately the same length as her hideously shrunken torso.

Paul Arrand Rodgers said...

They're in the Amazon. The headshrinkers missed.